Limericks


There was an old man of Alexandria,
Who when young used to live in Laplandia;
There he jumped into a bog,
And he turned into a frog,
That ridiculous old man of Alexandria.


There was an old man of Raleigh,
Who when young used to horse riding;
Then he grew a pony tale,
And became four leg equine male,
That swift old man of Raleigh.


There was a Young Lady Kerry;
O, why she wouldn't like to marry?
We would sing at the Moon,
Eat Chinese with no spoon -
only sticks, and have occasionally sherry.

There was a Young Lady Kerry;
O, why we wouldn't drink sherry?
We would sing at the Moon,
Eat Chinese with no spoon -
only sticks, and occasionally marry.


There was a Young Lady of Basel,
Who would never say tov mazel;
She would draw, and she would think,
And she would never have a drink,
This Schmoelzerous Lady of Basel.



There was a Young Lady Galit,
In the City that was somehow split:
The lives of those very busy
Would have been staying particular easy
If they hadn't called for Galina Galit.